I'm a dragon, you're a whore

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haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

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neopreneskin:

pluraljoan:

Sex and the City 4 directed by Lars von Trier

wherein the city is personified by stellan skarsgård and the plot revolves around a hamptons escape gone awry with miranda killing charlotte and samantha drowing herself as carrie writes her new book on her S&M relationships from 1997 to present. theres a nightmare scene involving a cast of crabs enveloping carrie as she masturbates on the beach and a hail storm.

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sickofmyownvoice:

pretty much

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Oct 8
spookyrollerdisco:

Nicole Kidman leaving her lawyer’s office after finalising her divorce with Tom Cruise

spookyrollerdisco:

Nicole Kidman leaving her lawyer’s office after finalising her divorce with Tom Cruise

Oct 8

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maybe-theres-wifi:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️

but aren’t you a girl

This just in: queer people exist

Oct 7

eliaes:

A lot of people are still asking me how Iggy Azalea is racist and homophobic so I’m just going to make a proper post. 

In addition to all of this, she calls herself a “slave master” at 0:06 in this video.

Oct 3

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