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tyleroakley:

andrewpresents:

Lady Godwarrior | 'Jesus'

In semi-unrelated music news, let me present to you ‘Jesus’, a mashup that is so bad it’s brilliant. I would like to personally thank who ever decided to mash up Lady Gaga’s out space opera ‘Venus’ with the vocal stylings of Marguerite Perrin, aka the God Warrior from the hit television show Trading Spouses. If you’re unfamiliar with Marguerite’s poetic masterpiece, don’t fret, because you can watch her full monologue in all its glory here.

JUST KEEP LISTENING.

sh4ne:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

splat

sh4ne:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

splat

(Source: bricesander)

emphasisonthehomo:

Queer subtext in media is nice and all, but have you considered:

  • Including actual queer characters instead of vague metaphors for queer characters.

(Source: lecterwill)

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

thetrevorproject:

immox:

I will always reblog this whenever it appears in my dashboard.

Haha, this is cute. What’s your super power?

(Source: schweppesandcheshirecats)

tyleroakley:

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

it just got worse and worse

funkies:

towongfoo:

mileynation:

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I FUCKING CANNOT

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