I'm a dragon, you're a whore

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hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

nedloveschuck:

willsstag:

dreams do come true ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

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tyleroakley:

what a queen

(Source: orhgasm)

The moral of last night is: fuck straight people.

(Source: teenagenicks)

nebkin:

reblog if ur gay and up to no good

(Source: novabot)

"What if you could use 100% of your brain for cognitive abilities? What kind of secret powers could you unlock?"

pyramidslayer:

List of secret powers unlocked:

  • loss of motor functions
  • loss of bowel control
  • loss of all senses
  • loss of temperature control
  • loss of relation to any physical spaces
  • loss of heartbeat control
  • death

Lucy, in theaters this Friday.

(Source: reservoirdogs1992)

If I say “first things first” and you reply with anything other than “I’ll eat your brains,” don’t even bother with me.

(Source: tibets)